I discovered that I was very unprepared for Black Friday, not dressed properly, as you need more padding to avoid all the shopping carts ramming into you. I feel like that song, ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,’ only the reindeer had a Wal-Mart sign on it.
Erika Preuss, “‘Black Friday virgin’ gets first taste of holiday shopping ritual”
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